trouble in transit

very short hiatus

my tumblr may gather a little bit of dust this week, as i’m practicing my comedy routine for Pro-Am night at Go Bananas tomorrow and polishing my story for The Big Reveal on thursday.

for anyone interested, it’s $5 cover both nights.

and if the low price for such quality hilarity isn’t tempting enough, Thursday’s story involves the following: middle school awkwardness, sex dice, Wildwood Inn and the first time i saw a penis.

mull over that.